Thursday, November 22, 2007

Talking To Turkeys

It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for?
New cars? New carpets? New liquor licenses? Money in your Swiss bank account? New paint jobs, snow jobs, blow jobs, your new teaching-to-go job? Sweet deals? Big meals? Land sales, annexation, tax abatement? The new school referendum? Higher taxes? So much time, so much money! Are you thankful just to be alive? Are you thankful for not getting caught yet? So much for you to be thankful for!

We might be surrounded by a lot of turkeys in Onamia, but THANKS to Nexus, the Onamia City Council, Steve and Loretta, and the Pronexus, nope - there's no Thanksgiving at Hannabelle's house this year. All we have to "celebrate" are sex offenders, Loss of Liberty and a whole lot of agony.

And to that we say "No Thanks".


Psychodad said...

I notice that you are only posting the blogs of the people who will kiss your ass. Does that mean that this one won't make it in like the others that I have written lately? You thought you knew me at the meeting last week but that wasn't right was it? It will only be a matter of time until we meet face to face. Oh nice try with the oxygen tank, did it help to play the sympathy card?

Washingtonienne said...

Hey Hannabelle,

I for one am grateful for the internet and, 'cause otherwise I never would have found this blog. (I live in Vancouver, Washington.)

I support you and will be writing your elected officials this week.

Haven't they ever heard the quote "You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time"? (Abraham Lincoln)

Don't buy the lie, folks. They're scamming you, Onamia, Minnesota.

Washingtonienne Hannabelle Fan

Anonymous said...

hi hannabelle,

i'm sorry things are so horrible right now.

you are in my thoughts. i support you.


Hannabelle said...


Yeah. I found out who you are. Sorry I didn't post your other death threats. I'll try to keep up. Obviously the oxygen tank didn't gain much sympathy, but that's o.k. It helps me breathe.


Hannabelle said...

Dear Washingtonienne,

Thank you for your comment and for your support!!! I think everyone should be writing the local officials. I hope you do it! You can be a role model and demonstrate what it means to have a brain!
Reading Hannabelle in Vancouver! That's so cool!

Thanks again,

Hannabelle said...

Dear Erin,

Thank you so much for your support. I appreciate you writing in. Keep reading and please tell all your friends. The Buzzz is really picking up some readers. SMART ones like YOU!

Thanks again!

Hannabelle Rules, Psychodad Drools! said...

Hi Psychodad,

Maybe support seems like butt-kissing in comparison to death threats from people like you. Face it, pal: Smart folks LOVE Hannabelle!!

Maybe you're just jealous because your death threats aren't earning you any love letters.


Jethro said...

Hey "Psychodad"

Guess what? Your death threats and attempts at intimidation only make people support Hannabelle MORE. There are more of us than there are of YOU.

She could easily file a lawsuit against you for harassment and WIN.

Are you really interested in going bankrupt due to legal fees? Or in a lengthy prison stay, with adult sex-offenders for cellmates? I wouldn't be.

So go ahead, keep being a jerk. I'm sure the cellblock will welcome you with open arms.

Anonymous said...

Dear Hannabelle,

Hope P-Dad isn't bothering you too much. (Personally, I was laughing my butt off at him!) Looks like your supporters really outnumber him anyway.

Chalk another one up to Team Hannabelle! Happy Thanksgiving!

Hannabelle said...

Dear Hannabelle Rules,

Thank you for coming to my defense. :) I appreciate your support! I'm sure Psychodad will be addressing your comment himself.


Hannabelle said...

Dear Anonymous 1:25,

Thanks for your support! Nah, P-Dad isn't bothering me. He's just looking for a fight. Too bad he isn't looking for an alternative location. I could go on, but frankly, I don't want to give him the attention he obviously craves. Besides, he is a distraction from the real issues - a small town government run amok, and placing sex offenders among vulnerable citizens in a residential neighborhood. P-dad just doesn't "get it".

Many thanks to Team Hannabelle! The Internet is a wonderful thing. Keep spreading the word! We can't stop NEXUS, but we can make them wish we had...