WE THE OPPRESSORS DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SUE HANNABELLE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL SHE IS DEAD. HOW DARE SHE WRITE ABOUT OUR VICIOUS NATURE AND TELL THE WORLD OUR SECRETS. DEFAMAAAAAATION!!!!! DEFAMAAAATION!!!!! HOW DARE HANNABELLE EXPOSE OUR LIES.
HOW DARE SHE NOT LOVE AND RESPECT US. WE'LL MAKE HER PAY FOR HER DISDAIN!!! WHAT DOES SHE THINK THIS IS, ANYWAY??? THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA??? HA! NOT ANYMORE. NOW IT IS CORPORATE AMERICA!!!!!
WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO HER? - EXCEPT FORCE OURSELVES INTO HER LIFE, DESTROY HER NEIGHBORHOOD, GET HER PROPERTY TAXES RAISED (BY 28 %), LOWER HER PROPERTY VALUES, SIC OUR EMPLOYEES ON HER, OSTRACIZE HER FROM SOCIETY, IGNORE HER, PERSECUTE HER AND ABUSE THE LEGAL JUSTICE SYSTEM AS WE SUE SUE SUE HER!!!!! WHY CAN'T SHE SEE THAT WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE???!!!!! WE ARE COMPASSIONATE!!!! WE HAVE CORNERSTONE VALUES!!!!! IT SAYS SO IN THE BROCHURE!
BUT WE'LL SHOW HANNABELLE. WE'LL TEACH HER NOT TO FUCK WITH THE CORPORATION. NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN OUR CORPORATE AMERICA. WE'LL BEAT HER UP UNTIL SHE GROVELS ON THE FLOOR, BEGGING US TO LET US SHOW HER WHAT A GOOD NEIGHBOR WE ARE. WE WILL MAKE HER STOP TALKING. WE WILL USE FORCE IF NECESSARY, ALTHOUGH INTIMIDATION IS OUR STRATEGY OF CHOICE. OF COURSE, WE WILL BLEEEEEEEEEED HER DRY. WE WILL CONTINUE TO RAPE HER UNTIL SHE BEGS US FOR MORE!!!!
Yep. The Nexus Corporation is proceeding with yet another lawsuit against me. Apparently they do read my blog. They just don't seem to be able to understand what I say. Maybe my sword is getting as dull as their wits. (Hone, girl. Hone.)